Anglican vicar tries to avoid complete thrashing

in the Worst Chasuble Competition, by turning his back on proceedings.
And as the French can never keep out of a scrap between English and Germans, there is a late allegedly French entry. Cathcon has however disqualified this entry on the grounds that 1) the chasuble is not made of the very basest material, and 2) the priest is accompanied by an altar boy in traditional garb.